Porn Is Food...And I'm Hungry.

I was thinking about porn today, and I have come to this conclusion: Porn is like food. Seriously. Think of it like this: Everybody eats, but not everybody eats the same thing. Some people like certain foods more than others. Some people like a little of this with a little of that. No matter which way you slice it, people have to eat. Some people would "never watch porn," but to them, a sexy TV show is fine. Everyone needs stimulation whether by looking at beautiful celebrities or listening to sexy music or hardcore porn. People gotta eat. I see the internet as a sort of all-you-can-eat buffet. Unfortunately, I am that obese guy that eats by himself, that just continues to pile food on his plate. There is always something new to taste, a new type of food you may never had heard of. Sometimes, it tastes good and you would like some more. Other times, it is a German scat film that makes you want to throw up. No matter what, everyone has to eat. Could you please point me to the front of the line? I have a plate I need to fill.