Shitting, Porn Stars & Tacos

Why is it so taboo to talk about dropping a deuce? I mean, everyone does it. It's gross, I know, but stay with me. I think toilet humor is funny. Jokes and conversations that involve shitting IS funny. Farting is funny. I'm not asking for an in depth conversation about your shit, but if something along those lines comes up in conversation, it should be discussed as if we were talking about the Dodgers or the weather, right?! Although, it is really funny if a conversation takes a turn towards shitting and someone is uncomfortable. I think it adds to the humor... All I am saying is that if I want to talk about the last shit I took while enjoying dinner at an Olive Garden or a Pizzeria Uno, I should be able to do so without fear of being classified as "gross."

Porn stars are really doing God's work. I will make the assumption that more than half the American population watches and enjoys porn, but society makes us, or tries to make us, feel ashamed about it. Hey, we're just trying to get our rocks off. Why should we, as a society, chastise the women who are responsible for getting us off. I think they should be held in high regard! These women are on the sexual frontlines, battling sexual repression, and allowing their bodies to be exposed to fat, disgusting men while they do vile things to their sexual organs. I mean, really. Come on people. Let's stand up and thank some of these women. They have kept me entertained for more than half my life. Except the ones that do gross shit... That's just sick.

Taco bell is good. Del Taco is better. When I am high as a kite and craving some serious fake, authentic, reproductions of Mexican food, I go to Del Taco. Let's face the facts:
1. Del Tacos are almost all 24 hours
2. Del Taco serves breakfast all day. I don't order it, but it's nice to know I could.
3. 1/2 lb bean and cheese with red sauce. 'Nuf said.
4. Del Taco is closer to my house. Plus, I pass another one on my way home from my dealers house... Win, Win.
If you disagree with this list, than fuck you. You obviously have not stared into a 1/2 lb bean and cheese with red sauce at 3:30 in the morning, higher than shit.